Talking to @Carl_Bnntt About Simple Tweets with Human Elements
by Jenny Nelson Carl Bennett, known on Twitter as @Carl_Bnntt, uses the platform to address a lot of different topics. For instance, he shares his knowledge of fine art, opines about the world's obsession with sports, and never shies away from addressing mortality. When asked for information for a ... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Tyler Vazquez The Graduate: An affluent white teen is sad even though he gets mega-laid. Rob Kutner The most hilarious thing Facebook does is label someone currently on Facebook as... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Kyle Kinane Charles Manson is a family man and Bill Cosby is a sociopath. Now that's some Helter Skibadibadipdopzibittybob-elter! Andrew Goldstein Tough week for Cosby when you're ... [Read More]
 
Watch Two Cut 'SNL' Sketches About Twitter and Dancing Robots
by Megh Wright SNL released two sketches today that were cut for time from last weekend's episode hosted by Woody Harrelson, and they're a delightful mix of fun and weird. Check out the above sketch "Tweet" starring Aidy Bryant as a woman celebrating her 10,000th tweet (with cameos by Edward Norton ... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Eli Braden Charles Manson is marrying a woman 54 years younger. It's a total "May Dismember romance" Jenny Johnson It's just like the Bible says, marriage is between a mass murdere... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Michael Ian Black This whole Cosby rape allegation thing is making me sick and also forcing me to rethink my relationship with Pudding Pops. Andrew Goldstein Anybody else creeped o... [Read More]
 
Talking About Twitter with 'The Onion' Senior Editor Jason Roeder
by Jenny Nelson Jason Roeder lives in Chicago and is the senior editor of The Onion, previously having worked as a staff/senior writer at The Onion and as a writer/producer for AdultSwim.com. Roeder has also written, edited, and co-written several books and contributed to places like The New Yorker,... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Matt McCarthy Sorry your oiled shame didn't break the internet, Kim. When Michael Jackson died it broke the internet, have you considered dying? Do that! Uncle Dynamite If you want... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Travon Free You guys Kim Kardashian could have totally landed that space probe on her ass because she has talent! Vanessa Ramos Based on that Kim Kardashian photo, I'm assuming Pap... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Frank Conniff Look! Veterans are parading! Oh, wait, it's just them waiting in an endless bureaucratic line for benefits & health care. Lauren Ashley Bishop THANK YOU VETERANS... [Read More]