Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Aaron Fullerton Hey Scotland, if you think getting independence means you won't hear about royal babies anymore, please know that that didn't work for us. Warren Holstein Quick, so... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Tom Ceraulo Anheuser-Busch’s statement on the NFL should have included the line “Recent events have been as disappointing as our beer.” Julian McCullough I used M... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Sofiya Alexandra This weather is so hot I don't care if it's mean to me Tim Siedell Heat index of 110. There are so many shirtless dudes in L.A. right now it's impossible to tell w... [Read More]
 
Kevin Hart vs. DC Young Fly! Instagram Feud Goes Viral On Twitter After ‘Bring That Ass Here Boy’ Roast
Comedian DC Young Fly is learning the hard way not to mess with Kevin Hart. The Atlanta-based comic called out Hart on Instagram, which has led to a social media war between the two. DC Young Fly is known on social media for calling out various stars with the phrase “Bring That Ass Here Boy.&r... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Mike Lawrence The biggest fuck you we could give to Muslim terrorists is to throw 911 a Bar Mitzvah today John Fugelsang I'm no fashion expert, Ms Ground Zero protestor, but your '... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Jensen Karp If “Katy Perry Throws Shade at Taylor Swift on Twitter” is still a headline on Sept. 11th, the terrorists have won. Louis Virtel Congratulations to Bono for... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Miles Kahn Like most tech fans, I just hope the new iPhone is easier to stuff into my rectum while I erotically choke myself to climax. Rob Kutner "And for those intolerable downti... [Read More]
 
Seth Rogen calls Ray Rice a piece of garbage
Fresh off his firing from the Baltimore Ravens and possible lifetime ban imposed by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell, former star running back and wifebeater Ray Rice has a new foe: Seth Rogen. New footage from within the elevator that shows the knockout punch Rice landed on then-fiance Janay Palmer h... [Read More]
 
Lewis Black on staying ahead of the curve, interacting with fans through his special “The Rant Is Due” shows
You think going back to school is tough for your kids. Lewis Black isn't happy about it, either. "School's starting and you're already behind. I hate this time of year," Black said on the phone Wednesday with The Comic's Comic. Even now? Even still? "It's totally present and I'm 66. I have a pit in ... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Hugh Moore Michael Sam is signing with Dallas. I haven't seen people this happy about a gay Cowboy since Brokeback Mountain won 3 Oscars. Braden Graeber I followed your brand on so... [Read More]