Hope Cantwell on Fake Names and Wordplay in Tweets
by Jenny Nelson Hope Cantwell is a legal assistant and teacher living in Nashville, Tennessee. She’s been published in Vice and when I spoke with her recently she told me she welcomes any opportunity to write and is starting a free local paper with friends in Nashville. Cantwell, who twee... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Sara Schaefer "Hello Kitty is not a cat" is the new "time is a flat circle" Sean Thomason Can't believe David Chase finally revealed Tony Soprano isn't a cat. ... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Andrew Goldstein So according to the NFL, if you hit your wife, it's a 2 game suspension. But if you hit the bong, entire season. Abbi Crutchfield Look at me. I am the wine captain... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Kumail Nanjiani Wait so the guy who directs True Detective is also handsome? Fuck that. Lamont Price Kathy Bates was so shocked she won she almost fell out of her parachute. #Emmys... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream CJ Sullivan I'm way too old to be watching the #VMAs, so I'm watching a marathon of a cartoon instead. Jake Fogelnest I missed the VMA's. What happened, did Robin Thicke perform in... [Read More]
 
Michael Sam Sacks Johnny Manziel, Gives Money Sign; Fan Owes Everyone Free Drinks For Life After Hilarious Twitter Bet
A Twitter user named Fisher King has learned the hard way not to make bets on social media. King, who uses the Twitter handle @SquareKnight, thought he was having a bit of fun when he posted a tweet about the preseason matchup between Michael Sam’s St. Louis Rams and Johnny Manziel’s Cl... [Read More]
 
Inside Siobhan Thompson's Twitter and Tweeting What's In Your Brain
by Jenny Nelson Originally from Britain and now located in New York, Siobhan Thompson performs and writes for the UCBNY Maude team Alamo, hosts and writes for BBC Ameria’s Anglophenia web series, and has appeared on various TV shows. On Twitter, Thompson goes by the handle @vornietom and has ... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Steven Amiri The weirdest part of the George W. Bush ice bucket video is how he nominated Osama bin Laden. Warren Holstein Be sure to decline the ISIS Bucket Challenge. ... [Read More]
 
Today's Funniest Tweets
by WitStream Ted Alexandro Years from now, when people are asked "Where were you during #Ferguson?", a lot of them can say "Pouring a bucket of ice over my head." Matt Dwyer I'm sure people in ... [Read More]
 
Laurie Kilmartin is taping a new special ’45 Jokes About My Dead Dad’ October 17-18 in LA
Comedian and Conan writer Laurie Kilmartin announced today via Twitter that she will be taping a new comedy special this fall. Entitled ’45 Jokes About My Dead Dad,’ Kilmartin will be taping a unique, short special on October 17th and 18th at the Lyric Theater in Los Angeles. Here’... [Read More]