So I Prefer a More Form-Fitting, European Cut on My Tailored Outerwear. What’s The Big Deal? by Coleman Larkin

Oh, am I causing a scene? Is this too much? Maybe you’re fine with the absolute bare minimum of quality when it comes to your wardrobe. Maybe not looking like a total pile of dogshit isn’t a priority for you. Well, some of us give a damn, and I happen to prefer a more form-fitting, European cut on […]

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Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent, by Bizzy Coy

America, do you like feel-good or feel-bad reality TV? Do you enjoy an unending parade of children being told they’re talented or not talented by a panel of judges? Do you buy or wear clothes from literally any store? Then you’ll love Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent, the new reality sensation that’s sweeping the nation, and […]

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Behold Smile Parade, Kenan Thompson’s New Apparel Brand

Saturday Night Live’s Kenan Thompson is launching his own apparel brand, and he’s taken to Kickstarter to get the project off the ground. On Twitter today, Thompson shared a link to the Kickstarter page for the company, titled Smile Parade, where he’s asking fans to pledge money that will go toward manufacturing t-shirts, hoodies, snapbacks, […]

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