Winter Blues Band for Hire, by Bizzy Coy
Dear Nightclub Booker, Hi. I’m Dugan Rathbone, guitarist and lead vocalist for Doctor Sad Man’s Sad Time Jam Band, the nation’s only winter blues band. That’s right, our quartet makes your favorite blues tunes even bluer thanks to our debilitating case of seasonal affective d... [Read More]
Winter Blues Band for Hire, by Bizzy Coy
Dear Nightclub Booker, Hi. I’m Dugan Rathbone, guitarist and lead vocalist for Doctor Sad Man’s Sad Time Jam Band, the nation’s only winter blues band. That’s right, our quartet makes your favorite blues tunes even bluer thanks to our debilitating case of seasonal affective d... [Read More]
Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent, by Bizzy Coy
America, do you like feel-good or feel-bad reality TV? Do you enjoy an unending parade of children being told they’re talented or not talented by a panel of judges? Do you buy or wear clothes from literally any store? Then you’ll love Sweatshop Kidz Got Talent, the new reality sensation ... [Read More]
@BizzyCoy & Funny Twitter Polls
Bizzy Coy is a humor writer and copywriter who ditched the mean streets of NYC for the mean bears of the Catskills. She lives and writes in her cottage in the woods, with humor pieces appearing in The New Yorker, McSweeney’s, Splitsider, The Belladonna, The Establishment, and The Higgs Weldon.... [Read More]
That’s the Last Time I Plan an Art Heist on Facebook Events, by Bizzy Coy
Alphonse, Natasha, and Mister Fingers, I write this letter with a heavy heart. I thought we were friends—no, more than friends. Co-conspirators. So I’m shaking my head, wondering why didn’t you come to the art heist I put together on Facebook Events. I know we usually arrange our c... [Read More]
The Dominatrix Dungeon Intern Gets Disciplined, by Bizzy Coy
Tascha, can I speak with you for a moment? As you know, everyone here at Lady Havoc’s House of Pain is glad you decided to intern with us this fall. Your resume was the best in the bunch, and you’ve proven yourself to be a detail-oriented self-starter with a knack for juggling multiple B... [Read More]
The Dominatrix Dungeon Intern Gets Disciplined, by Bizzy Coy
Tascha, can I speak with you for a moment? As you know, everyone here at Lady Havoc’s House of Pain is glad you decided to intern with us this fall. Your resume was the best in the bunch, and you’ve proven yourself to be a detail-oriented self-starter with a knack for juggling multiple B... [Read More]
We Are the Only Collaborative Workspace with a Tenacious D Listening Room, by Bizzy Coy
As a CreativLancer hustling your way through the gig economy, you know that a robust co-working ecosystem is crucial to your success. That’s why The Werkatorium is proud to announce that we’re now the only collaborative workspace in the bi-state region with a dedicated Tenacious D listen... [Read More]
Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal, by Bizzy Coy
Good afternoon, sir. Table for one? No? You’d like to speak with a manager? Well, that would be me. How can I help you? Oh, what splendid news. What a joyous day! Heavens, let me catch my breath. Yes, Red Lobster would be delighted to assist with your marriage proposal. I’ve been waiting... [Read More]
Red Lobster Would Be Delighted to Assist with Your Marriage Proposal, by Bizzy Coy
Good afternoon, sir. Table for one? No? You’d like to speak with a manager? Well, that would be me. How can I help you? Oh, what splendid news. What a joyous day! Heavens, let me catch my breath. Yes, Red Lobster would be delighted to assist with your marriage proposal. I’ve been waiting... [Read More]