Help, I’m Bobby Brown and I’m Stuck in This VHS Copy of ‘A Goofy Movie,’ by Bill Reick
Sheesh, am I ever glad you showed up! I’ve spent 22 years stuck here in this plastic purgatory, All the way down here at the bottom of the videotape bin in your parents’ basement. I was doing perfectly fine just being Bobby Brown until 1995, when my life-force was drained from my body and stored here, in this […]
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