Late Twenties Game Night! by Django Gold
by Brian Boone, Editor Hey there, late twenty-somethings! Looking for a way to spend your wide-open weekend nights? Nothing else to do besides hit up that tired old bar scene that apparently none of your responsible, newly career-driven friends are into anymore? Then it's time for Late Twenties Game... [Read More]
Literary Birth Complications, by Dan Rozier
by Brian Boone, Editor A Huckleberry Fin Good News: It’s a boy! Bad News: It’s a boy with a full-grown killer whale dorsal fin. Humbert Humbert’s Disease Disease Good News: Twins! Bad News: One twin was born much, much older than the other. Reverse Rapunzel Condition  Good N... [Read More]
Upcoming Obstacle Races, by Alex Pearson
by Brian Boone, Editor Mark your calendars, runners. Don’t miss out on the newest, most challenging, and inventive races yet. The Urban Obstacler: Running eight miles is hard enough, but now throw in simulated real-life automobile traffic, startled pedestrians, furious outdoor vendors, un... [Read More]
Postmodern Love, by Erin Somers
by Brian Boone, Editor The writer Erin Somers sits down to write a "Modern Love" column1. The subject is the truncated, never-realized dalliance between herself and D.2 The convention of masking identities in essayistic, first person writing with a single initial serves the dual purposes o... [Read More]
Congratulations on Purchasing a Katana, by Spencer Ham
by Brian Boone, Editor Your sword was personally forged by Akio Taguchi in the village of Tobishima. Enclosed you will find the certificate of authenticity. Now that you own a katana, there are certain traditions you must upkeep. Below is a list of the rules you are required to follow: • You mu... [Read More]
I Can’t Believe We Built That Time Machine and Then Forgot to Kill Hitler, by Matt Crowley
by Brian Boone, Editor Look guys, I don’t want to come off as a whiner here. You know me, I’m not one to complain unduly. But something’s been on my mind, and I think I owe it to myself and all of you to just get it out in the open. I don’t want to come across as a jerk here,... [Read More]